1. thatfunnyblog:

    The most hardcore handshake of all time. 

    (Source: lincecumesque)

     
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  3. youareinloves:

    Hey guys! I had the amazing opportunity to go to one of the 1989 Secret Sessions in NYC, and since I was under 18 my mom came with me. Due to this, we got two bags full of merchandise. I really don’t have a use for the second set of items, I thought it would be perfect to have a giveaway in celebration of 1989 being released soon! 

    The contents of the giveaway include:

    1. (1) T.S 1989 Tote Bag (x)
    2. (1) Black Shake It Off Tee (LARGE) (x)
    3. (1) White Players Gonna Play Tanktop (X-LARGE) (x)
    4. (1) 2014-2015 18 Month Calendar (x)
    5. (1) 2014-2015 18 Month Mini-Calendar (x)

    Rules of the giveaway: 

    1. You MUST be following me. I will check. 
    2. Giveaway blogs are not allowed. (Blogs created solely for reblogging giveaway contests. Main blog or go home!)
    3. The competition is open internationally. I live in New Jersey, so shipping can get pricy to out of country places. If you are an international blog and you are chosen, we can discuss shipping options from there. U.S. blogs I will pay for shipping.
    4. You are allowed as many reblogs/likes as you want, the more you reblog, the better your chances.
    5. Any further questions can be directed to my askbox.

    A winner will be chosen on October 27th, a.k.a release day! If the winner does not respond within 24 hours, I will choose another person.

    Good luck everyone!

    (via after-plaidshirtdays)

     
  4. lucyintheskywithstarofdavids:

    best-of-memes:

    Not even lion

    This is the best post I have seen all day

    (via thatvegandancer)

     

  5. "Muscle is created by repeatedly lifting things that have been designed to weigh us down. So when your shoulders feel heavy, stand up straight and lift your chin- call it exercise. When the world crumbles around you, you have to look at the wreckage and then build a new one out of all the pieces that are still here. Remember, you are still here. The human heart beats approximately four thousand times per hour. Each pulse, each throb, each palpitation is a trophy engraved with the words ‘You are still alive.’
    You are still alive.
    Act like it."
    — Rudy Francisco, Complainer (via nevergiveup283to140)

    (via 50shadesofhaz)

     

  6. "Your handwriting. The way you walk. Which china pattern you choose. It’s all giving you away. Everything you do shows your hand. Everything is a self-portrait. Everything is a diary."
    — Chuck Palahniuk (via psych-facts)

    (via 50shadesofhaz)

     
  7. lotrlockedwhovian:

    dreamingofcossackia:

    live to ride

    how did bikers ever get the reputation of being fearsome. Everything I’ve ever heard about them is always rides for charity, helping stray animals, telling kids to stay in school and doing cute shit like this and generally being nicer than 90% of the population. 

    (Source: hal1oween, via 50shadesofhaz)

     
  8. unabating:

    -angel:

    I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.”

    this quote reads like an excerpt from an 18th century novel and it’s from fucking spongebob

    (via larrycandycorn)

     
  9. joel:

    no phone should have this much power

    (via sureething)

     
  10. qarcon:

    Someone wrote a little story on the wall in the college toilets

    "There once was an old man who took long walks on the beach every morning. One day he saw a young man dancing in the distance. As he got closer he realised he wasn’t dancing at all, but reaching down and throwing small crabs into the sea. "Young man, what are you doing?" he asked. "Throwing crabs back into the sea" he replied, "they’ll die if I don’t help them." The old man looked down at the hundreds of small crabs scattered on the beach for miles. "But there must be millions of them," the old man told him aghast. "You can’t possibly make a difference." The young man bent down, picked up another crab and threw it into the ocean. "It made a difference to that one.""

    (via thatvegandancer)